Very rarely is there an album where sooooo many lines are quotable. This album’s vibe is dancing and capitalism, so I have taken off my anti-capitalist hat for this post and I suggest you do the same as you get into the post.
Cozy
Comfortable with my skin, cozy with who I am
In this era of self love on IG (twitter is still sticking with the self hate) this is perfect for anything from selfies to general lifestyle shots. Maybe you’re saying you like your body, maybe you’re saying you like your life, maybe you’re just saying you’re not popping champagne and chilling on a boat in Italy, but you’re okay.
Alien superstar
I’m one of one, I’m number one, I’m the only one
This is a whole bible verse- you’re wanting to remind someone that you are THE ONE okay? It would be extra perfect if you were taking one of those plane shots (do people still do that? I don’t think I’ve seen any this summer) when your boarding pass starts with a 1. So I’m one of one, number one, the only one AND sitting in a seat that starts with 1 👀
Also good when you’ve been dumped and are still deluding yourself that “you will find no ONE” like me- yeah, because they’ll find many, but let’s not go there.
Category: Bad bitch, I’m the bar
Yes- you’re THE BAR. Everything is measured against you, you’re THE yardstick- perfect for any outfit post where there’s at least one cut-out in your outfit- bonus points if you’re standing by THE BAR! Get it?? Of course you do, you’re the bar!
If that’s your man then why he over here
The fact that I haven’t seen this yet as a caption is heartbreaking frankly, because people love to remind other people that they can take their man! so this one, I expected to see a lot.
Perfect for soft man launches when there’s just a hand in the frame or just you in the frame but at a restaurant that screams date night! Definitely also works for any outfit with slashes and cut- outs and all outfit photos that are going for sexy!
Energy
Poppin’ our pain and champagne through the ceiling
Group hangs are back- friends are cool again and people are actually getting their act together enough to plan things with friends- even holidays!!! Anyway, that leaves a lot of extra photos and videos with no captions, until now. Obviously, due to Covid, recessions, monkey pox and whatnot, there’s a collective pain right now but also a collective sharing of champagne, so is there anything more now than this as a caption?
All this good energy got you all in your feelings, feelings
You know on twitter where someone tweets something like “there are just people that everyone likes to be around” and all the quotes are saying “that’s meeee”- well, this is the caption for them. Perfect for any photo where one is smiling and exuding that good energy that makes them so popular.
I’m darin’, your man starin’
Just copy and paste everything I said about “if that’s your man…”
Break my soul
Release ya job
Perfect for work from home content but also weekend fun content, because it’s like you’ve released your job for a bit you know? Very good for holiday stuff. Releasing your job doesn’t have to be permanent - you can release it in the evenings, weekends and on holiday but release it properly okay? Stop checking your emails, let your hair down!
Aint takin’ no flicks but the whole clique snapped
Ironic because the photo is making it to the gram because you WERE taking flicks but see, it’s just a caption okay? It doesn’t have to be 100% accurate.
You said you outside but you ain’t that outside
I’ve already seen variations of this caption pre Beyoncé so now im happy, she’s put it into a caption template for everyone to just use.
Church girl
The title works for any anti-bridgerton woman that wants to remind everyone of their identity.
Must be the cash ‘cause it aint your face
This goes for anyone putting up a photo of their conventionally attractive partner - and only if you have that kind of “jokey” relationship - but don’t use it to pull a “you’re not the best but I chose you”, okay?
Plastic off the sofa
So the song title works in itself for home posts. You know how generations before let the plastic on to preserve the newness of the sofa for as long as possible and now you’re sitting on your new cream couch that you spent a fortune on and you’re like “plastic off the sofa”. Look at you, Richie Rich over here.
I think you're so cool (even though I'm cooler than you)
A caption for when you’re putting up anniversary content or new bestie content or sibling content - basically, it’s perfect for the emotionally unavailable that want to show vulnerability on social media
Move
Move out the way I’m with my girls and we all need space
Fire photo or reel with the girls. Works best in a going out context.
Fireworks and champagne, Chantilly lace
This is so perfect for a Nigerian wedding especially destination weddings because that’s where Nigerians always come through with fireworks. Fireworks on deck, champagne on deck, chantilly lace on deck.
You know me, I’m vibin
Simple and to the point- use it in place of “caption this”
We come through, we slangin’ them bundles
You don’t spend so much money on your wig to not dedicate the occasional caption to it- this is that caption
Thique
She say she on a diet, girl, you better not lose that ass though
Gym content. This is it. It goes so well with leggings
That’s that thick, that’s that real shit
Same as above, but now this is more versatile, it can also go with all sorts of outfits
Ass getting thicker, Cash getting thicker
If you’re not somewhere with evidence of cash being spent, don’t use this please. It’s a capitalist caption- it requires doing capitalist things
America has a problem
Double C’s on my bag, double G’s on my dash
Car post. Any post with Chanel. Any post with Gucci. If you do a post with all three, yell Bingo!
Summer Renaissance
Versace, Bottega, Prada, Balenciaga, Vuitton, Dior, Givenchy
Now I expect the “babes in luxury” to come through with a tiktok challenge of this. One bag per beat, you know how those challenges go.
Let me know if there are any i’ve missed in the comments!